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yepperoni:

iv;e been playing final fantasy x 

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

Why did the football coach want a refund?

Anonymous

dekarichan:

He wanted his quarterback! B)

rad-king:

This means so much to me

rad-king:

This means so much to me

officialunitedstates:

proposed changes to jeopardy:

  • each wrong answer earns you one second in piranha pit at end of show
  • final round music plays whole time
  • alex trebek upside down (or everything else upside down)
  • contestants reveal their deepest secret for an extra 10k

officialunitedstates:

dont-open-fever-inside:

officialunitedstates:

at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want.  within reason of course dont embarrass yourself

Hats are the best shoes tbh

youre going to embarrass yourself

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

ask-swaggiesoldier:

Let us a have disco instead, SCREAMIN EAGLES!!! 

fatwink:

mynameisnipple:

fatwink:

*meme noise*

shut the fuck up

*sad meme noise*

darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

atrafeathers:

pixiedust-paycheck:

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD  WHOOAAAAaaa

the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.

miketooch:

FUKN OWND

miketooch:

FUKN OWND